Quotes

"I'll survive." [is she alright? (echoing the opening number)] Judgement

"Thanks for the obscure visions! We're doin' great with that." [to the PTBs] Judgement

"You can't see everything. You're just a vampire like everyone else - that didn't come out right." [trying to comfort Angel] Judgement

"Sure you did. Because the tunnel is, y'know, it's something we all... Are we talking a real tunnel or symbolic? Just give me that much." [trying to comfort Angel] Judgement

"It's gonna be a long while 'til you work your way out. But I know you well enough to know you will. And I'll be with you until you do." [comforting Angel] Judgement

"No, that's cinnamon. What, I can't try something?" [re: Angel's blood drink that looks off] Are You Now or Have You Ever Been

"Yup. It's not that vampires don't photograph, it's just that they don't photograph well." [what they know from the photo of Angel] Are You Now or Have You Ever Been

"Is anybody else getting warm? Do that tax-breaks, FHA, and PMI part again." [turned on by David Nabitt's financial skills] First Impressions

"Okay, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die." [going to save Gunn] First Impressions

"Who me? I'm no friend! I mean, I'm just here on business. I'm a working girl... That came out wrong. I mean, obviously I'm not a 'working girl'. Not that I couldn't be if I wanted to. Of course, I could... God, that sounded stuck up, didn't it? I didn't mean to imply that I could be a 'working girl' and you couldn't. Far from it. You'd make a great... Could you just point me to the hors d'oeuvres?" [embarassing herself in front of a female friend of Gunn's] First Impressions

"Better just plan on having me in your life for a while. At least until you find some peace." [vowing to protect Gunn] First Impressions

"You can't fire me: I'm Vision Girl." [when Angel threatens to let her go] Untouched

"Then stop flexing your manly boob muscles or whatever." [trying to bandage Angel who claims not to be moving or breathing] Untouched

"Well that narrows it down to people with friends. Where do we keep that list?" [the mystery woman is staying at a friend's] Untouched

"The poor man can't even afford a real axe!" [convincing Angel to pay Gunn] Untouched

"Well, all evidence to the contrary, Wes, but you're not a woman." [when Wes doesn't sense the vibe that she does] Untouched

"You can't fire Wesley; I'll quit too! Unless you're firm." [when she thinks Angel is letting Wesley go] Untouched

"I don't want something like that to happen to my friends, Or, and I can't stress this enough, me." [warning Bethany] Untouched

"Personal bubble. Personal bubble!" [when Angel is touching her hair] Dear Boy

"That was really fun! The public humiliation, running from the hotel security staff, and the nifty little outfit that seemed to tell so many conventioneers 'Pet me, I'm a whore'." [queen of sarcasm] Dear Boy

"Do you have any clothes a man would wear?" [to Wesley] Guise Will Be Guise

"Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think." [re: Gunn's comment on the 'weird-ass' demon gathering] Guise Will Be Guise

"Oh, thank God! I mean for your sake, because I know you don't like to do that." [finding out Angel won't have to sing] Guise Will Be Guise

"If I thought that would work, I could have been Angel because guess what? It's pretty much a girlie name!" [re: pretending to be Angel] Guise Will Be Guise

"I'm rescuing you! Key ingredient: we leave." [trying to pull Wesley away] Guise Will Be Guise

"Oh, Mr Bryce, I've seen your picture! And I remember you from the armed abduction!" [greeting the two men] Guise Will Be Guise

"One day as Angel, one day! And he's getting some." [amazed at Wesley] Guise Will Be Guise

"She could be sitting on top of anybody." [they have no idea where Darla is] Darla

"That's what we suck at." [re: detective work] Darla

"You're not alone." [when Angel doesn't want Darla to go through this alone like him] Darla

"Who does shallow better than me?" [accompanying Wes to a 'shallow' Hollywood premiere] The Shroud of Rahmon

"Okay, two words I don't like right off the bat: 'tomb' and 'unearthed'. People, you gotta leave your tombs earthed." [reading about the shroud's discovery] The Shroud of Rahmon

"My teeth are so big!" [out of her mind, looking at her reflection] The Shroud of Rahmon

"My stealing? I returned everything, I swear." [wearing the stolen necklace] The Shroud of Rahmon

"So just for the one night then?" [finding out Darla's staying, but she will die] Trial

"Yes, but you were just soulless, blood-sucking demons. They're lawyers!" [when Darla says she's played head games like W&H] Trial

"So, first up: you're a prisoner!" [to Darla, contradicting Angel] Trial

"So just outside cemeteries, then?" [looking for a grave with a view of the stars] Reunion

"One thing you can say about Angel: at least he's consistent! It's always some little blond driving him over the edge." [re: Angel going nuts over Darla] Redefinition

"Ah, because only demon karaoke bars have those." [re: Wes at Caritas for a drink] Redefinition

"So spill already. Not you." [trying to get info while preventing Wes from puking] Redefinition

"Yeah, but out of everybody here, which one of us is a dead one." [celebrating their close victory over the demon] Redefinition

"I've got a gun, and my name is Gunn!" [doing a little dance] Blood Money

"You're telling me he got to be a movie star without a little demonic assistance?" [re: Steven Seagal] The Thin Dead Line

"Gunn graduated with a major in Dumb Planning from Angel University!" [re: Gunn's brash tactics] The Thin Dead Line

"I'm guessing, 'Hey! Look behind you!' really not gonna work, is it?" [to the three-eyed Skilosh demon] Epiphany

"All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo! ... Oh, yeah? Really? Well that's great. Good for you!" [discussing Harmony with Willow, via phone] Disharmony

"You didn't just betray me, Angel. You didn't just hurt me. You gave away my clothes." [taking issue with him] Disharmony

"No, it'll just hurt like hell. This is the one that'll kill you." [pointing a crossbow at Harm's throat] Disharmony

"I love you. And you should do that more often." [making Angel smile] Dead End

"If you ever figure out how to get us out of here, I want you to find me a dimension where some demon doesn't want to impregnate me with its spawn. Is that just too much to ask?" [upset about having to kommshuch with the Gruesselugh] Through the Looking Glass

"What? We're supposed to think that a creature like that can suddenly change its modus operandi overnight? Turn into some noble protector and... defender of... Oh God." [re: the prio motu who turned out to be good] Judgement

"Ancient conjuring orbs are notoriously fragile." [bringing up memories of Angel smashing Jenny's Thessalan Orb] Are You Now or Have You Ever Been

"What did it mean, 'especially that one'?" [upset at the demon's comment on his paranoia] Are You Now or Have You Ever Been

"I've been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid has never been one of them... Unless people have been saying it behind my back..." [worried about the demon's comment] Are You Now or Have You Ever Been

"Now, about the naked thing..." [uncomfortable with Angel's nudity] First Impressions

"Looks good. Hop on board, gorgeous." [re: Angel's pink bike helmet] First Impressions

"What class? Advanced bosoms?" [learning that Cordy was in the top 10% of her class] Untouched

"Well, our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then it's strictly name-calling and hair-pulling." [re: he and Cordy] Untouched

"Ah yes, the power of moving things with one's mind... That's pretty much it: the power of... moving... I'm better with demons, really." [what he knows about telekinesis] Untouched

"Where to begin?" [what's wrong with Cordelia?] Untouched

"What if we test that theory with one of my big old books?" [hitting Cordy in the head won't prompt a vision] Dear Boy

"Yes, right you are. Which gives Angel rather a leg-up when you come to think of it." [after he compared Angel to detectives revealed to be fictional] Dear Boy

"Yes, alright! But I shan't be co-operative." [going with the armed kidnapper] Guise Will Be Guise

"Dear God! That's... nummy." [pretending to like drinking blood] Guise Will Be Guise

"Oh no, not the sun! For I am a vampire!" [being dragged into the sunlight] Guise Will Be Guise

"I'm quite good with the ladies myself, you know." [to the cops] The Shroud of Rahmon

"This is wonderful! You're on a case! You're back." [excited for Angel] The Shroud of Rahmon

"I'm sure you can pull it off. You're... colorful." [re: Angel impersonating the 'colorful' Jay-Don] The Shroud of Rahmon

"I was a man. I said... things." [re: talking to Angel] Trial

"Didn't we learn anything from the tea?" [to Angel, re: their 'talk'] Trial

"The three of them have a very tangled past." [summarizing Angel's relationship with Dar and Dru] Redefinition

"My arse is not pansy!" [resenting Gunn calling him 'pansy-ass'] Redefinition

"Prysh. Weshley Wyndam-Prysh." [doing his Bond] Blood Money

"It's just a name." [when a client asks which one of them is Angel] Happy Anniversary

"That sounds sensible to me." [learning he's going to the hospital] The Thin Dead Line

"Is this morphine? Well it's bloody lovely!" [in the hospital] The Thin Dead Line

"The gun was fired by a zombie, if that makes you feel any better." [re: Virginia's fear of guns over demons] Reprise

"Yes, absolutely, I invite you in. In, I invite you!" [to Angel, when demons crash his apartment] Epiphany

"She's not the vain, carefree creature she once was. Well, certainly not carefree anyway." [re: Cordelia] Epiphany

"Get away from her... foot!" [bursting in to rescue Cordy from getting her nails painted by Harm] Disharmony

"Such a fitting nickname." [re: the hapless 'Harm'] Disharmony

"Don't even joke about that." [re: Angel singing 'Stairway to Heaven'] Dead End

"Apparently she felt I disrespected the Haklar's culture by killing it." [re: the power walker that hit him] Belonging

"Well I... wouldn't know." [who do they know that has handcuffs?] Over the Rainbow