Quotes
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"Demon Monks. Shoulda gone to Vegas." [translation; escaping from his 'peaceful' retreat] Heartthrob
"They're green. But take your time." [flashback; James says he'd need 10,000 years to determine the color of Elizabeth's eyes] Heartthrob
"Life is boring. You're full of surprises." [flashback; to Darla] Heartthrob
"I'd say you're an idiot, but I'd just be repeatin' myself." [flashback; when James asks him 'What do you say?'] Heartthrob
"Wear a hat. She loves hats." [flashback; when James sets off to tell Darla of Angelus' lack of concern for her] Heartthrob
"So is Cordelia." [when Wes says the artifacts they seek are of great significance] That Vision-Thing
"That's not why I need you. You're important." [reassuring Cordelia that she's more than a vision-supplier] That Vision-Thing
"Damn. It's so hard to tell these days. Y'know, they should wear lapel pins or something." [after accidentally killing warriors for good. Again] That Vision-Thing
"No. You'll prove I can trust you when the day comes that you have to kill me and you do." [to Gunn] That Old Gang of Mine
"I'm not a eunuch!" [defending himself again] Carpe Noctem
"I'll tell you why you have a weak heart, Marcus: you never use it." [to the aged body-stealer] Carpe Noctem
"You think I'm fat." [re: being Fred's 'big fat hero' according to Cordy] Fredless
"She was just this nice, quiet kind of crazy. I found that... soothing." [re: Fred] Fredless
"Go team!" [impressed at Cordy's fencing/cheerleading] Billy
"Friend? To be honest, I'm looking to kill the bastard." [to Billy's cousin] Billy
"Stop using that word!" [re: 'khirumshin'] Offspring
"Oh my gosh, it's gorgeous! And look how it brings out my breasts... You know you were all thinking it." [excited about the necklace Angel gave her] Heartthrob
"We sent up a lot of tacos." [re: Fred's reclusiveness] Heartthrob
"This is gonna be one of those talks where I do all the talking, isn't it?" [to Angel] Heartthrob
"Well it's not like he's losing sleep over the... caring." [to James, who wants to kill Cordy because of Angel's concern for her] Heartthrob
"It happened about three months ago. We try not to say her name too much." [re: Buffy. A sly in-joke about the network changes] Heartthrob
"I'm Cordelia: I don't think, I know. Okay?" [reassuring Angel] Heartthrob
"Yes, 'having my head torn open and hot lava poured into my skull' gifts." [re: visions as gifts] That Vision-Thing
"Wow. You know, next to you I am downright linear." [impressed with Fred's rambling] That Vision-Thing
"What's there to say? Except 'gross', 'yuck' and 'unclean'." [re: her vision-induced deformities] That Vision-Thing
"I hardly think it's fair to blame the writing!" [re: Angel's 'sincere' apology - which Cordy likely wrote] That Old Gang of Mine
"I swear to God she picked out this song herself." [re: Fred singing 'Crazy'] That Old Gang of Mine
"So, did you ever see anyone come in who looked suspicious? Or really pale? Or maybe green and scaly?" [interviewing possible witnesses] Carpe Noctem
"What? This is totally like him. Doing the mystery dance with some cheap blond? [Fred says she was a brunette] You're right, this isn't like him!" [re: Angel's behavior] Carpe Noctem
"Hey! Mr. and Mrs. Bickerson!" [to Wes and Gunn] Fredless
"What a dork." [re: the overenthusiastic Angel] Fredless
"I can be soothing. I could soothe your ass off, pal!" [to Angel] Fredless
"Yeah, you either." [when Angel tells her not to stiffen up] Billy
"You really haven't." [when Lilah says she's seen Angel's dark side] Billy
"No, asswipe. I'm here to send you back." [when Billy thinks she's here to whine] Billy
"I'm starting to get used to being creeped-out and comforted at the same time." [re: Angel's demon nobility] Billy
"Oh I can't wait to kill something with it!" [excited over the knife Angel gave him] Heartthrob
"Well, now that we've had this lovely reintroduction, I suggest you piss off." [to Gavin Park] That Vision-Thing
"I suppose it's one of the unwritten laws of being a dick." [re: the problems of detective work] That Vision-Thing
"When he did his pleasure killing he had no soul; you can make no such claim." [to Geo] That Old Gang of Mine
"Well, Fred, that's a difficult question. I think it's fair to say... no, not a chance, never, no way, not in a million years, and also... nuh-uh." [will Angel and Bufyf get back together?] Fredless
"I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!" ['doing' Angel] Fredless
"Angel is a vampire. He has a soul, but it's a long story. I'll tell you about it if we don't end up dying." [instructing Fred's parents while fleeing] Fredless
"So glad to know we're not the sad people obsessed with demons." [when Wes shows his intimate knowledge of them] Heartthrob
"Damn! Gramma and Grandpa got game!" [defeating the demonic elderly couple - barely] That Vision-Thing
"I had this auntie who used to get this nasty, crusty stuff on her back every summer? Turns out, she was allergic to shellfish." ['helping' with Cordelia's problem] That Vision-Thing
"Well, I knew about the tacos." [what they know about Fred] Fredless
"Always wanna give 'em a big finish." [completing his juggling act to save their butts] Offspring
"Yeah. No, not that one - the other one that died and came back to life." [identifying Darla to Fred] Offspring
"We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces, but..." [having let Darla escape] Offspring
"I've been forkin' with Gunn!" [proud of eating in public] That Vision-Thing
"Like in fifth grade when I saw Grayson Welles an' I just knew we'd go steady, an' even though we didn't, lookin' back on it, it feels like we did. Is it like that?" [defining the vision experience] That Vision-Thing
"Now if I pierce your carotid arteries, considering the temperature in here - 'cause I think somebody shot the thermostat - the blood loss is gonna be heavy. An' there's a better 'an fair chance I'll puncture a vocal chord an' you won't even be able to scream. But you'll want to, when the blood loss to your brain results in a cerebro-vascular event... That's a stroke. I wasn't tryin' to sound snooty." [facing off with Geo] That Old Gang of Mine
"Am I the worm?" [when Angel says the worm has turned] Carpe Noctem
"Personally, I don't care at all what happened." [re: Angel & Buffy's meeting] Fredless
"Easy as pi. 3.1415926..." [re: her rapid relocation] Fredless
"What if you had to do battle with your arms cut off? Sure, you'd hemorrhage to death pretty quick, but at least you could take your enemy with ya." [explaining the reasoning behind her invention] Fredless
"You're a good man." [what kind of man Wes is] Billy
"Do you all have a chart or something?" [confused about Darla's identity] Offspring
"Nothing is inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye and say, 'You're evitable'." [defying destiny] Offspring
"It turns out massacres are a lot like sitting through Godfather III: once is enough." [explaining the state of his club] Fredless
"Y'know, I'm not entirely uncomfortable with that suggestion." [when Gunn offers to leave] Fredless
"They're not fake. And it's only a little eyeliner..." [re: his 'make-up' and 'fake' horns] Fredless
"This is way beyond my ken. And my Barbie. And all my action figures." [re: Darla's child] Offspring
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." [when the shaman wants a sample of her blood] That Vision-Thing
"You ask me, they're for knocking you up and leaving you high and dry." [answering the question 'what are friends for?'] Offspring
"Guess I'm gettin' dinner after all!" [when the vampire cult say they will kill the humans to nourish her] Quickening
Cordy pic from CordyChase.com.
Gunn pic from Angel of Mine.